Tuesday, September 17, 2013

5 points of beardinism

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So does this make people like me who can't so much as grow a stubble to save their lives default non-beardinists? Alas! Shall we be forever excluded from the ranks of the elect? Or at least must suffice with a less than full-bearded theology?

If so, I submit we immediately arrange a synod at the local barber shop to begin work on the Five Articles of Smoothiness.

2 comments:

  1. But what would the implications be for Jacob and Esau?

    "But Jacob said to Rebekah his mother, “Behold, my brother Esau is a hairy man, and I am a smooth man." -Gen. 27:11

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